The Pigeon Needs a Bath by Mo Willems

A man who watched the pigeon said, can you please try to get him in a bath. He stinks! The pigeon said that he was fine and took a bath last year. The pigeon had flies all over him, and the flies said EWWW Yuck. Take a bath bro! The pigeon told the flies, NO I DON"T. He smelled himself and a green odor came out of his armpit. He finally said he would take a bath. He turned on the water and said it was to hot, it's to cold and again it's to hot. Then he said he didn't have enough toys. He grabbed a bunch of toys to play with, and then said he had to many toys in the bath. He then took out a few of the toys and got back in his bath. He made a bubble bath, and said, Look at my bubble beard. Then he started to talk to a duck. He introduced himself to the duck and three hours later he wanted to know if he can stay in the bath forever. THE END