I Can Read with My Eyes Shut by Dr. Suess

There was a cat that lived in a hat. His name was the cat in the hat. He could read in lots of many ways. Including with his eyes shut. But its bad for my hat and makes my eyebrows get red hot. So reading with my eyes shut i dont do an awful lot. So thats why i tell you to keep your eyes wide. Keep them wide open at least on side.