Dogman by Dav Pilkey

One day lil Petey a kitten and his robot buddy 80-HD were making the grand ball room into a clubhouse when their last friend Dogman came in. Then lil Petey told Dogman about the clubhouse. And ate their morning breakfast. And suddenly someone rang the door bell. Dogman, lil Petey, and 80-HD raced to the door to open the door. And cat was there and said I am from the Protect Kittey Services. I believe you have a kitty that has to go to school. Dogman started barking at him. Stop barking at me. Do you want to get a foul, doyou want to get tricked, do you wnat to go to jail? Don't worry Dogman I'll go to school. While they were walking to the school. Hi papa I'm not your papa. Yes you are. Hey where's the school? There is no school. Look we have to get out of town. Why? Okay let me tell you a story. Hey papa is this story going to be boring? Just listen. Hey papa, do you want to hear a joke?